Special thanks:
The Big Dork for graciously extending the deadline and allowing this song to slither in
My wife for her encouragement and valuable feedback

Lyrics from tribute provided by  D.J. & M.C. L.M.S. III, M.D., Ph.D. (R-TX)

Play back.
Can't mix with that, Dave.

I'm a snake
(He's a cold-hearted snake, girl)
I stand tall
Snake
(He's a cold-hearted snake, girl)
Watch me crawl

Put me on a pedestal
Put me on a pulpit
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I can be a victim
I can be a culprit
Slither, slither, slither, slither

I'm the path of least resistance
I'm a highway wide and clear
I'm the French bread in the desert
That you'll eat when death is near

He's c-cold as ice
Cold as ice
He's cold as ice
He's cold as ice
Stay away from him, girl

I'm a snake
(He's a cold-hearted snake, girl)
I stand tall
I won't break
(He's a cold-hearted snake, girl)
When you fall

I can be a president
I can be a pawn
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm crawling in your TV
Crawling on your lawn
Slither, slither, slither, slither

I'm the water in the desert
That you knew was a mirage
I'm the fake gem in the pawn shop
That you hocked and then re-bought
I'm the talent that you buried
And lost interest in and on
I'm the life that you made sport of
Dropped the ball and then you run

C-c-c-cold-hearted
Oh ah ah
C-c-c-cold-hearted snake
Oh ah ah
C-c-c-cold-hearted
Oh ah ah
C-c-c-cold-hearted snake
He's a cold-hearted snake, girl

I'm a snake
(He's a cold-hearted snake, girl)
I stand tall
I won't break
(He's a cold-hearted snake, girl)
When you fall
Slither, slither, slither, slither
Slither, slither, slither, slither

That's the end?

That's it!